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awwww-cute:

This is the chillest cat at the shelter where I work

sublimesublemon:

jerkidiot:

one of my friends went up to my portuguese dad and asked “you’re portuguese right?” and he said “no im portugoose there is only one of me” and I started crying

d-eww:

i think he is my favourite person

opisthocoelicaudia:

godblessoursluts:

flappypussyz:

My coffee image

How the hell are you supposed to know how much coffee is left if the cup isn’t see through ???

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ahsadler:

deerypoof:

Of all a deer’s senses, their eyesight is the worst. 

I don’t know what I was expecting but this was so much better than that

awwww-cute:

Taking her home for the first time, she looked at me like this the entire ride

phoenixlullaby:

thedeathscorpion:

sjwstupidity:

aletolover:

wolf-peaches:

deutschemark:

regencyduchess:

Whilst in Sydney in 1994, a man apparently tries to assassinate Prince Charles. And not a single fuck was given by His Royal Highness.

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

But where did the bullets go? He doesn’t seem to have hit any bystanders either. Did he shoot straight up in the air? Did he shoot the floor twice? What the hell?

New South Wales premier was about to take one for the team.

but oh my God look at the children behind them tho they could’ve easily been shot holy shit

awwww-cute:

My local shelters newest rescue

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.

awwww-cute:

Our new puppy, banana for scale